Branding your drugs

Hey Dealers,

Worried that your pot-laced-junk-food products aren't reaching your target demographic? If so, maybe you should take a hint from Kenneth Affolter, 39, who was selling THC infused candies and sodas from his 1740 Telegraph Ave building. Affolter and others were selling and marketing the products under the brand name "Beyond Bomb." The products were all labelled with very professional looking parodies of real candy and soda products labels. The pictures are below. But first, some notable details and comments:

1) Apparently the products listed the dosages for THC on them. They said "Dosage: One pastry. Do not exceed four pastries in 24 hours." Just make sure you don't leave Keef Kats on the counter where your dog can eat them when you leave for work. I know how bad chocoloate is for dogs, so high-dosage THC-infused chocolate must be hundreds of times worse.

2) People always say that marijuana is harmless and people are so mellow when they're smoking and blah, blah, blah. Yet authorities found more than $150,000 in cash, two semi-automatic weapons and a revolver during the raids. Yeah, real safe and mellow.

Here are the pictures of Beyond Bomb's repetoire:

pot candy

pot tarts

stoney rancher

pot drinks

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