Archive for the 'The World is Ridiculous' Category

Great contest at Slate – Google Search

November 11, 2009

Oh, man. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw some of the results of this contest.  Essentially, Slate asked readers to submit the best “less intelligent” and “more intelligent” autofill on the google query.
I liked the juxtaposition of “how do i destroy my jeans” and “how do i destroy the world,” but there are lots [...]

Scooter parking

June 2, 2009

I was walking through the square the other day and happened to catch this. Couldn’t help but snap a photo.

Finally, someone using a robot the way a robot should be used

July 31, 2006

First off, sorry about the delay in blogging. I was busy quitting my job and got distracted from the more important things (like sharing worthless information with total strangers on the internet).
Anyway, on to the sharing…
I saw this article the other day about a Japanese researcher, named Hiroshi Ishiguro, who had created an android version [...]

Travel Policies and Prohibited Items

July 17, 2006

I’m going camping at Catalina Island off the coast of Southern California this weekend. We’re taking a ferry out to the island and when I was making my reservations today, I noticed this extremely thorough list of prohibited items (see below):
Acids, batteries, boxes (except those containing apparel or mechanic’s tools), camp stoves and [...]

Baby Jumping

April 24, 2006

Book your tickets now, because the annual baby jumping festival in Castrillo de Murcia, Spain is only eight weeks away. In this bizarre festival, grown men, dressed as El Colacho (the devil) jump over tiny babies to ward off bad luck and to cleanse the babies of the evil that infests them when they [...]

The Best Public Masturbation Story To Date

April 14, 2006

Joseph “Donald” Scordato of Paterson, NJ was charged with masturbating in public (in front a public movie theater) in September, 2005. This probably isn’t that unusual of an arrest, because I’m sure a lot of people get charged with this. However, there are several unusual and interesting parts to this specific public masturbation [...]

Branding your drugs

April 11, 2006

Hey Dealers,
Worried that your pot-laced-junk-food products aren't reaching your target demographic? If so, maybe you should take a hint from Kenneth Affolter, 39, who was selling THC infused candies and sodas from his 1740 Telegraph Ave building. Affolter and others were selling and marketing the products under the brand name "Beyond Bomb." [...]

Doggy Bag?

April 9, 2006

I was at the Glendale Galeria mall yesterday. (Actually a pretty nice little Saturday. We went to Home Depot, bought some wallpaper, got some flooring, stuff like that. Even hit Bed, Bath, & Beyond, cause we had enough time.)
But, no really, I was at the mall yesterday and while I was waiting in the shoe [...]